Capita Court Presenter Declines TV Licensing Interview

One such innocent, Hannah, appeared before Burton-on-Trent Magistrates' Court earlier today. Hannah was standing trial on trumped up charges of TV Licensing search warrant obstruction.

Without going into too much detail, Hannah doesn't legally need a TV licence. That being the case, it's difficult to imagine what legitimate evidence TV Licensing could have presented in order to obtain a warrant in the first place.

TJoK will discuss the finer points of Hannah's case in a later video, so we won't pre-empt his comments now.

As many readers will know TJoK is a keen photographer and citizen journalist. Sensing an exclusive, he decided to interview the Capita Court Presenter as she emerged from the Magistrates' Court.

In goon fishing terms she was definitely well into double figures, but looking at the state of her it's hard to believe that anyone's tackle would twitch with interest. She drives a black 5-door Hyundai i30, as shown in the image below.

For some reason she bleated on about having fibromyalgia and a disabled parking badge. Curiously, for someone employed as a Capita Court Presenter, she also point blank denied working for Capita.

"I work. I pay my TV licence, unlike you lot", she snapped condescendingly as the camera rolled on.

By this time she was sat in the car and getting ready to drive away. She shouted through the open window that she paid for a TV licence even though she didn't watch TV. When told that she was a mug for paying for something she didn't need, she snorted back "at least I'm a decent honest mug".

She also threatened to "get" TJoK and said she would sue him if he uploaded the video to the web.

There is one thing she did manage to get correct - the bit where she said "I'm ill". 

Sick in the head, we'd say. It might be an opportune moment for her to take medical retirement.

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